he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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