I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
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