She announced her abortion via fbk
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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