I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Randomize
