Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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