We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
