I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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