i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
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