wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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