I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Tell her she can't have a vagina
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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