But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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