You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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