how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
