I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Randomize