We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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