i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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