When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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