I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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