Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
