Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I just found puke in my bra..
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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