dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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