Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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