Say something about gay babies.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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