Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
