I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize
