you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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