he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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