Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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