She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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