No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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