Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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