I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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