I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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