How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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