i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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