i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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