When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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