the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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