I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I believe in your delicious
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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