So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
I'm passing your future prison.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
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