White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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