I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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