Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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