Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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