She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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