I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
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