So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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