we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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