i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
and she was petting her beer can
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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