Don't you send me to vm
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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