i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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