their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
