Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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